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Welcome to Saucy Signs...
About Saucy Signs:
Located in rural Australia, Saucy Signs is a creative small business featuring hundreds of original handcrafted wooden signs for you to choose from. Our signs are created in three stages by hand and are very affordable considering the work involved in creating them.
Size and Features:
Our signs measure approximately 12 x 9 inches or 30 x 21 cms. Additionally, signs that appear to have white lettering actually have a neutral, light timber coloured font. Each sign is genuinely original and individually hand-crafted so the colours and the finish of your sign may vary slightly to the sign pictured here, as no two signs are identical. Oh… and avoid hanging your sign where it can get wet. They are not designed to withstand rain or heavy moisture. The Saucy Signs logo shown in the photo is a watermark only.
We can customize signs and create a sign with almost anything you want on it, subject to formatting. Just message us with your requirements. We can pop any sporting team combinations on them or word them however you like. Custom signs may take a little longer to make & post. As soon as your sign's ready, we'll message you and list it here for you to purchase. Wholesale or bulk enquiries are welcome.
Australian Customers: Please note that standard shipping does not include tracking. Please choose another option if you require tracking by Australia Post. Parcel Post is also a quicker delivery option.
Additionally, Express Post does not necessarily mean next day delivery. We strongly suggest you choose Parcel Post or Express Post for faster shipping and tracking options as we can't be responsible for Australia Post stuff-ups. We don't profit from these additional postal services.
If you order two signs we post them separately as they're cheaper to ship and therefore we can offer you cheaper standard postage. Although they're posted at the same time, Australia Post may deliver them a day or two apart.
All orders of three or more signs will be express posted within Australia free of charge.
International Customers: Please note that Standard International Shipping does not include tracking. If you require tracking or a faster postage option, please message us.
Typically our signs reach major Worldwide & US cities within 7-14 days, and from our feedback and reviews, they're generally shipping really quickly to the US in particular. We have had issues with late deliveries & customs delays into Canada so we strongly suggest you message us to discuss a tracking shipping option. Additionally, we have other delivery options for international orders on our Etsy Listings and via our eBay store.
We'd have to say the average delivery time to all international locations would be around 10-18 days & usually our signs are on the next flight out of here. Also keep in mind we're a day ahead down here in Australia. Once our signs hit a major airport, they're in the hands of your local postal service. We can't be responsible for delays by local postal services and customs clearances.
Please make sure you provide us with the correct delivery address when making payment, as any errors cannot be rectified once your item is shipped and will be the responsibility of the buyer.
If you have any questions or concerns about any of the signs you would like to purchase, or have indeed purchased, please message us and we'll be happy to discuss item specifics and any other enquiries.
Many thanks & enjoy!
Daniella, Sophie, Tash, Justine & Geoff
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